I'm sorry,

Dear friends,

I apologize for the lack of posts since the month of sept/oct. In fact, the ONLY posts on the blog were in september/october.

Do not fret. This will change soon.

I partially blame my cell phone: I have had 3 new ones since I started this blog....so saved texts keep disappearing.

I also blame Ben because, well, this blog is about him.

You will be entertained soon... I promise

:)

At least he embraces his flaws.

Picture text send to Shana from Ben in April 2009:
(Note Trojan's nice way of saying "I don't last long so I need special condoms")



"Ben greenwood condoms!"
(.... real quote in the text...)

Just a normal thurday lunch.

12 pm.
Primanti Bros.
Ben's lunch (along with me, Joe, and Shana)

Courtesy of Joe Kennedy...

Ben naked in Adina's kitchen this past week/weekend for no reason. I believe this was right around the time he started barking.

Barbara's blog

Stolen from Barbara's Ben blog that I didn't know about.
The following texts were sent to Barbara Fang from Ben on Saturday Sept 12...the night when we accidentally went to a TEP frat party on Melwood. (note: Joe and Ben both easily entered through the back door and avoided paying the bros $5)

• "Kumqwat"
  
• "no gux will p6odpfpie me!" (translation: no guys will roofie me!)
  
• "Your vagina is like a jolly rancher. tell fagan everything"
  
• "i tried to steal a trophy from a frat. i told them i was a bro and i was taking peanut butter shots. because i stole peanut butter.
• "i stole peanut butter from the house and ate it with a spoon. then threw it at a wall. then stole a trophy."
  
• "He curled up into a ball and cried. and made out with linsey breyak. like all indie kids do. i am the best."
• "I READ OUTLOUD FROM A MENTAL MATH BOOK TO ASSHOLES OUTSIDE ANTOONS"
• "This is ben. i am trashed. i want to brush my teeth. i thought up the jolly rancher comment all by myself. and i stand by it. i am alive. ALIVE. i will never die."

Picture text

She didnt do me but i dont even care after this
- Tue, Sep 1 10:30 am

Texts saved on my phone:

DONT TEXT LINDSEY BREYAK
-Sun, Jul 12 3:13 am

series of texts on Wed, Aug 19

MY SHOWER HAS LITTLE FISHIES IN IT
-8:05 am
THEY'RE BLUE PLASTIC FISHIES AND I THINK THEY KEEP YOU FROM SLIPPING BUT THEY MIGHT JUST BE DECORATIVE
-8:07 am


YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS GLORY
-8:11 am

Let all the birds know the faux hawk is back
-Sun, Aug 23 1:10 pm

HE WEARS CARDIGANS I WEAR TSHIRTS HES IN AN INDIE BAND I JUST PLAY PIANO
-Fri, Sep 18 10:07 pm

Playing beer pong at a flannel party!
-Fri, Sep 18 10:32 pm

text from Joe Kennedy quoting Ben greenwood a few months ago at Giant Eagle:
I MASTURBATED IN THAT BATHROOM, JUST THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I WAS SHOPPING WITH LINDSEY, AND HER MOM

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "dork" and i said loudly to my friends "oh hey look...that guys a dork!!" and he said "wow you can read"
-Thur, Sep 24 2:56 pm

Im drunk on top of a refrigerator
-Thur, Sep 24 11:48 pm

The swat team is gonna tuck me in!
-Fri, Sep 25 12:35 am

Guys on the shuttle to upper campus: "dude harold and kumar is aMAAAZing" "idk man i like superbad a LOT" " i watch both harold and kuman AND superbad at least once a month"
-Fri, Sep 25 7:10 pm

Found a drink on the urinal...chugged it.
-@ P Caf Sat, 26 12:44 am