Sunday, September 27, 2009
Courtesy of Joe Kennedy...
Ben naked in Adina's kitchen this past week/weekend for no reason. I believe this was right around the time he started barking.
Barbara's blog
Stolen from Barbara's Ben blog that I didn't know about.
The following texts were sent to Barbara Fang from Ben on Saturday Sept 12...the night when we accidentally went to a TEP frat party on Melwood. (note: Joe and Ben both easily entered through the back door and avoided paying the bros $5)
The following texts were sent to Barbara Fang from Ben on Saturday Sept 12...the night when we accidentally went to a TEP frat party on Melwood. (note: Joe and Ben both easily entered through the back door and avoided paying the bros $5)
- "Kumqwat"
- "no gux will p6odpfpie me!" (translation: no guys will roofie me!)
- "Your vagina is like a jolly rancher. tell fagan everything"
- "i tried to steal a trophy from a frat. i told them i was a bro and i was taking peanut butter shots. because i stole peanut butter.
- "i stole peanut butter from the house and ate it with a spoon. then threw it at a wall. then stole a trophy."
- "He curled up into a ball and cried. and made out with linsey breyak. like all indie kids do. i am the best."
- "I READ OUTLOUD FROM A MENTAL MATH BOOK TO ASSHOLES OUTSIDE ANTOONS"
- "This is ben. i am trashed. i want to brush my teeth. i thought up the jolly rancher comment all by myself. and i stand by it. i am alive. ALIVE. i will never die."
Texts saved on my phone:
DONT TEXT LINDSEY BREYAK
-Sun, Jul 12 3:13 am
series of texts on Wed, Aug 19
MY SHOWER HAS LITTLE FISHIES IN IT
-8:05 am
THEY'RE BLUE PLASTIC FISHIES AND I THINK THEY KEEP YOU FROM SLIPPING BUT THEY MIGHT JUST BE DECORATIVE
-8:07 am
YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS GLORY
-8:11 am
Let all the birds know the faux hawk is back
-Sun, Aug 23 1:10 pm
HE WEARS CARDIGANS I WEAR TSHIRTS HES IN AN INDIE BAND I JUST PLAY PIANO
-Fri, Sep 18 10:07 pm
Playing beer pong at a flannel party!
-Fri, Sep 18 10:32 pm
text from Joe Kennedy quoting Ben greenwood a few months ago at Giant Eagle:
I MASTURBATED IN THAT BATHROOM, JUST THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I WAS SHOPPING WITH LINDSEY, AND HER MOM
I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "dork" and i said loudly to my friends "oh hey look...that guys a dork!!" and he said "wow you can read"
-Thur, Sep 24 2:56 pm
Im drunk on top of a refrigerator
-Thur, Sep 24 11:48 pm
The swat team is gonna tuck me in!
-Fri, Sep 25 12:35 am
Guys on the shuttle to upper campus: "dude harold and kumar is aMAAAZing" "idk man i like superbad a LOT" " i watch both harold and kuman AND superbad at least once a month"
-Fri, Sep 25 7:10 pm
Found a drink on the urinal...chugged it.
-@ P Caf Sat, 26 12:44 am
-Sun, Jul 12 3:13 am
series of texts on Wed, Aug 19
MY SHOWER HAS LITTLE FISHIES IN IT
-8:05 am
THEY'RE BLUE PLASTIC FISHIES AND I THINK THEY KEEP YOU FROM SLIPPING BUT THEY MIGHT JUST BE DECORATIVE
-8:07 am
YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS GLORY
-8:11 am
Let all the birds know the faux hawk is back
-Sun, Aug 23 1:10 pm
HE WEARS CARDIGANS I WEAR TSHIRTS HES IN AN INDIE BAND I JUST PLAY PIANO
-Fri, Sep 18 10:07 pm
Playing beer pong at a flannel party!
-Fri, Sep 18 10:32 pm
text from Joe Kennedy quoting Ben greenwood a few months ago at Giant Eagle:
I MASTURBATED IN THAT BATHROOM, JUST THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I WAS SHOPPING WITH LINDSEY, AND HER MOM
I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "dork" and i said loudly to my friends "oh hey look...that guys a dork!!" and he said "wow you can read"
-Thur, Sep 24 2:56 pm
Im drunk on top of a refrigerator
-Thur, Sep 24 11:48 pm
The swat team is gonna tuck me in!
-Fri, Sep 25 12:35 am
Guys on the shuttle to upper campus: "dude harold and kumar is aMAAAZing" "idk man i like superbad a LOT" " i watch both harold and kuman AND superbad at least once a month"
-Fri, Sep 25 7:10 pm
Found a drink on the urinal...chugged it.
-@ P Caf Sat, 26 12:44 am
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