Barbara's blog

Stolen from Barbara's Ben blog that I didn't know about.
The following texts were sent to Barbara Fang from Ben on Saturday Sept 12...the night when we accidentally went to a TEP frat party on Melwood. (note: Joe and Ben both easily entered through the back door and avoided paying the bros $5)

• "Kumqwat"
  
• "no gux will p6odpfpie me!" (translation: no guys will roofie me!)
  
• "Your vagina is like a jolly rancher. tell fagan everything"
  
• "i tried to steal a trophy from a frat. i told them i was a bro and i was taking peanut butter shots. because i stole peanut butter.
• "i stole peanut butter from the house and ate it with a spoon. then threw it at a wall. then stole a trophy."
  
• "He curled up into a ball and cried. and made out with linsey breyak. like all indie kids do. i am the best."
• "I READ OUTLOUD FROM A MENTAL MATH BOOK TO ASSHOLES OUTSIDE ANTOONS"
• "This is ben. i am trashed. i want to brush my teeth. i thought up the jolly rancher comment all by myself. and i stand by it. i am alive. ALIVE. i will never die."