-Sun, Jul 12 3:13 am
series of texts on Wed, Aug 19
MY SHOWER HAS LITTLE FISHIES IN IT
-8:05 am
THEY'RE BLUE PLASTIC FISHIES AND I THINK THEY KEEP YOU FROM SLIPPING BUT THEY MIGHT JUST BE DECORATIVE
-8:07 am
YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS GLORY
-8:11 am
Let all the birds know the faux hawk is back
-Sun, Aug 23 1:10 pm
HE WEARS CARDIGANS I WEAR TSHIRTS HES IN AN INDIE BAND I JUST PLAY PIANO
-Fri, Sep 18 10:07 pm
Playing beer pong at a flannel party!
-Fri, Sep 18 10:32 pm
text from Joe Kennedy quoting Ben greenwood a few months ago at Giant Eagle:
I MASTURBATED IN THAT BATHROOM, JUST THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I WAS SHOPPING WITH LINDSEY, AND HER MOM
I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "dork" and i said loudly to my friends "oh hey look...that guys a dork!!" and he said "wow you can read"
-Thur, Sep 24 2:56 pm
Im drunk on top of a refrigerator
-Thur, Sep 24 11:48 pm
The swat team is gonna tuck me in!
-Fri, Sep 25 12:35 am
Guys on the shuttle to upper campus: "dude harold and kumar is aMAAAZing" "idk man i like superbad a LOT" " i watch both harold and kuman AND superbad at least once a month"
-Fri, Sep 25 7:10 pm
Found a drink on the urinal...chugged it.
-@ P Caf Sat, 26 12:44 am
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